Here I am on a 3 month long bike tour, on the other side of the world, and it doesn’t take long for me to realize the effects of breaking one of the cardinal rules of bike touring – I have not done any sort of shakedown tour.
Basically, a shakedown tour is a short trip prior to a long tour that allows you to test out all your gear under actual conditions. If something’s not working right, or the way you’ve got things set up is wrong, it’s better that it happen on a short journey than an epic one.
So no shakedown tour. And did I mention that I’ll be riding a brand new bike…with brand new luggage and racks? And this bike is not your typical touring bike, but what some might consider a circus bike – it’s a folder with BMX sized wheels. Oh, and I haven’t been on a bike (or physically active, for that matter) in at least three months. This is going to be fun.
So I get to Santiago, unpack everything and start to load the bike up. Well, it doesn’t take long for me to realize that something’s got to give, and it better be me and my plans. One of the main bags I’m planning to use doesn’t attach to the racks in a sufficiently solid way and thus shimmies and shakes like an out of control bowl of jello. Not good when riding carefully on a short distance of smooth pavement; downright dangerous when half of your planned route consists of rough dirt road. It´s got to go. OK, that’s about 30% of my carrying capacity eliminated, and my luggage was already bursting. So, 30% of my gear has to get cut as well. It can’t be clothing because I only brought the bare minimum, so out goes the camping gear. Oh, and that part of my tour that consists of rough dirt road, that represents about half of my planned trip, absolutely needs camping gear. All of a sudden half of why I came down here has been eliminated. I was numb, in shock. I wandered the streets of Santiago for a while trying to wrap my head around it and in the end couldn’t. I went to sleep not knowing what to do.
The ability to adapt is an important skill to have in life, and it definitely comes in handy when you´re on the road. The only thing that´s guaranteed is the fact that your plans won´t go exactly as planned. So it was with this mindset that I awoke the next day and realized there was no way around it, my plans just had to change. The other half of my original planned trip was to visit the island of Chiloe, off the north coast of Chilean Patagonia. I think I would still be able to bicycle around the island without needing camping gear – distances between towns were far more manageable.
So it´s off to Chiloe – land of constant rain, potatoes, and mythological figures like El Trauco, a supremely ugly dwarf who has incredible strength, carries a tiny stone hatchet with which he can chop down trees with a single blow, and possesses such sublime lovemaking abilities that young virgins find him irresistible. I´m not making any of this up.